Okaaaaay. We all know that I need a name. Ink suggests asking Vlaedr, although I have no idea who he is... ANYWAY, the first name is going to be...
Felix. If you come up with a better name, I'll consider.
ALSO, in the comments section, could you tell me the link to the proper Derek post? And also, I have no last name for Felix... so... comment a last name.